Now, I'm not one to get all gung-ho and make ambitious resolutions at this time of year, because I know how difficult the change process is and I think the whole "New Year, New You!" phenomenon is just a setup for failure. But today, I'm taking a cue from Tom Haverford and making this the year to "Treat Yo Self."To that end, I vow to take more bubble baths. I resolve to enjoy a fine cup of coffee in the morning and not feel guilty about my caffeine dependence. I promise to move my body in ways that I enjoy as many days of the week as I want. I plan to read a ridiculous amount of new fiction. I intend to write a ridiculous number of words about new fiction. I resolve to wear my new nerd glasses with no hint of irony. In short, by the end of 2013, I'll probably look a lot like this guy:
And I can't wait. Happy New Year!







